{"id":11,"date":"2013-09-11T13:07:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-11T13:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/?p=11"},"modified":"2013-09-11T13:15:07","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T13:15:07","slug":"broken-pinky-promise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"Broken pinky promise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight you were not so good. You pinky promised to take a nap but then refused to take a nap. I had to spank you. I hate giving spanks!  I also forbid you to play iPad for 2 days. I hate it when people break promises.  You also refused to read :(.  <\/p>\n<p>Evia bit you two times today. I spanked her hard and gave her a time out.  Daddy is asking you why you are so nice to Nea but not to Evia. You replied &#8220;because Nea is too small&#8221;.  <\/p>\n<p>Today you skipped school because you said you had a cough. I also felt you looked pale. That&#8217;s why I really wanted you to take a nap!<\/p>\n<p>Nea slept all day.  She is 21 days today.    I can&#8217;t believe it has been 3 weeks!  She is going to be trouble tonight because she slept all day.  I am sick of soup.  All I eat all day is soup. Paigu soup for lunch. Suburah chicken soup for dinner. I guess that&#8217;s what feeds Nea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight you were not so good. You pinky promised to take a nap but then refused to take a nap. I had to spank you. I hate giving spanks! I also forbid you to play iPad for 2 days. I hate it when people break promises. You also refused to read :(. Evia bit you&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/?p=11\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/14"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}