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N\u00c9: mom, there are bugs (gnats) in the baftuh (bathtub)<\/p>\n

Me: Don’t worry, I’ll wash them away before you bath<\/p>\n

N\u00c9: yah, you have to wash them away. To there.<\/p>\n

Me: yah, that’s the drain.  And where do you think they go?<\/p>\n

N\u00c9: They go home!<\/p>\n

Me: yah, they go home!<\/p>\n

N\u00c9: because when they’re done playing in the baftuh. It’s time to go home.  They can come back another time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

N\u00c9: mom, there are bugs (gnats) in the baftuh (bathtub) Me: Don’t worry, I’ll wash them away before you bath N\u00c9: yah, you have to wash them away. To there. Me: yah, that’s the drain.  And where do you think they go? N\u00c9: They go home! Me: yah, they go home! N\u00c9: because when they’re… Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":120,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions\/120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}