{"id":190,"date":"2020-08-06T18:01:47","date_gmt":"2020-08-06T10:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2020-08-06T18:01:48","modified_gmt":"2020-08-06T10:01:48","slug":"fragrance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"Fragrance"},"content":{"rendered":"

[on the way home from gymnastics class]<\/p>\n

AE: btw, N\u00c9’s butt stinks<\/p>\n

Me: ok<\/p>\n

AE: and EV told the teacher<\/p>\n

Me: EV told the teacher that N\u00c9’s butt stinks?!<\/p>\n

EV: yah because I had to smell it all day<\/p>\n

Slo: you were required to smell her butt all day?<\/p>\n

EV: no, me and another girl had to lift her up and when we did, we smelled it. Blech! I can even smell it from here!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[on the way home from gymnastics class] AE: btw, N\u00c9’s butt stinks Me: ok AE: and EV told the teacher Me: EV told the teacher that N\u00c9’s butt stinks?! EV: yah because I had to smell it all day Slo: you were required to smell her butt all day? EV: no, me and another girl… Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":191,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions\/191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}