{"id":217,"date":"2023-10-02T21:57:52","date_gmt":"2023-10-02T13:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/?p=217"},"modified":"2023-10-02T21:57:52","modified_gmt":"2023-10-02T13:57:52","slug":"guessed-the-password","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/?p=217","title":{"rendered":"Guessed the password"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Me trying to get in the shower to wash N\u00c9. N\u00c9 holding the door shut and not letting me in)<\/p>\n<p>Me: N\u00c9, let me in<\/p>\n<p>N\u00c9: nope<\/p>\n<p>Me: I&#8217;m going to count to three and then you&#8217;re going to shower yourself<\/p>\n<p>N\u00c9: (eyes taunting)<\/p>\n<p>Me: one&#8230; two&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>N\u00c9: what&#8217;s the magic password? (eyes taunting)<\/p>\n<p>Me: THREE! Ok, you shower yourself! Buh-bye! (Turn around and start to walk away)<\/p>\n<p>N\u00c9: (opening the shower door) You guessed it! The magic password was &#8220;1-2-3! You shower yourself! Buh-bye!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Me trying to get in the shower to wash N\u00c9. N\u00c9 holding the door shut and not letting me in) Me: N\u00c9, let me in N\u00c9: nope Me: I&#8217;m going to count to three and then you&#8217;re going to shower yourself N\u00c9: (eyes taunting) Me: one&#8230; two&#8230; N\u00c9: what&#8217;s the magic password? (eyes taunting) Me:&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/?p=217\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":218,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}