{"id":72,"date":"2014-04-22T14:09:34","date_gmt":"2014-04-22T14:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/?p=72"},"modified":"2014-04-22T14:47:46","modified_gmt":"2014-04-22T14:47:46","slug":"mosquitos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ann-elise.com\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"Mosquitos"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me: ok, AE, it’s time for us to purge the room of mosquitos.
\nAE: yay! I’ll get the spanking stick!
\nMe (after she gets it and whaps it around): AE, I don’t think the spanking stick is effective in getting rid of mosquitos. Why don’t you go put it back?
\nAE: well, I’ll keep it here. Just in case I do something bad. You might still need it.<\/p>\n

Slo: Hootenanny!
\nAE: Don’t say that!
\nSlo: Hootenanny! What does that mean anyway?
\nAE: That’s not nice! Stop saying that!
\nSlo: Hootenanny?
\nMe: I think she only heard “Annie”
\nSlo: oh.
\nAE: Hooten-daddy! Hooten-mommy!<\/p>\n

AE: God, I pray that my eyes will get better so I can watch lots of TV and play lots of iPhone and iPad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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