[on the way home from gymnastics class]
AE: btw, NÉ’s butt stinks
Me: ok
AE: and EV told the teacher
Me: EV told the teacher that NÉ’s butt stinks?!
EV: yah because I had to smell it all day
Slo: you were required to smell her butt all day?
EV: no, me and another girl had to lift her up and when we did, we smelled it. Blech! I can even smell it from here!
NÉ: There’s too many kids here. They’re taking all the fun-ness away.
NÉ: I have a toy car!
Slo: I don’t even have a toy car.
NÉ: my toy car is better than your not toy car.
Me: Huh. Do all princesses only wear dresses? Do any princesses wear pants?
NÉ: well, princesses wear those pants that are connected to their socks
Me: Uh. Those are called stockings, or tights. And they’re not pants
NÉ: then princesses only wear dresses. No pants.
NÉ: why aren’t the stars awake? I think the day took them away
NÉ: let’s play pretend. I’ll be the baby…. EV, you can be the mommy… AE, you can be… the… step… dog.
NÉ: People don’t lay eggs. People lay poop.
EV: no, people lay people.
NÉ: Mommy, if you yell at me one more time, you won’t be my favorite mommy.
Me: Then who will be your favorite mommy?
NÉ: I won’t have a favorite mommy.
Me: do you want the last piece of 萝卜糕
EV: no, I’m full.
Me: you sure? It’s really good.
EV: Even if it was a Cheetos, I wouldn’t eat it right now.
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Me: you know, airplanes don’t just have kid’s meals. They also have all-vegetable meals and all-fruit meals.
EV: do they have an all-meat meal?
Me: Haha
EV: how about an all-candy meal?