AE: hey, if I were hitchhiking, should my thumb go up or down?

[on the way home from gymnastics class]

AE: btw, NÉ’s butt stinks

Me: ok

AE: and EV told the teacher

Me: EV told the teacher that NÉ’s butt stinks?!

EV: yah because I had to smell it all day

Slo: you were required to smell her butt all day?

EV: no, me and another girl had to lift her up and when we did, we smelled it. Blech! I can even smell it from here!