(Me trying to get in the shower to wash NÉ. NÉ holding the door shut and not letting me in)

Me: NÉ, let me in

NÉ: nope

Me: I’m going to count to three and then you’re going to shower yourself

NÉ: (eyes taunting)

Me: one… two…

NÉ: what’s the magic password? (eyes taunting)

Me: THREE! Ok, you shower yourself! Buh-bye! (Turn around and start to walk away)

NÉ: (opening the shower door) You guessed it! The magic password was “1-2-3! You shower yourself! Buh-bye!”