AE: mommy, can you hold this?
Me: girl friend, you hold it. I don’t have any pockets
AE: I’m not your girlfriend!

AE (singing her school Halloween song): knock knock, dinko-deek, who are you? I’m a ghost! I’m a little ghost.
Me: AE, I think it’s ‘knock knock trick or treat’
AE: no it’s not. That’s not how the 爷爷plays it at school.