AE: I like swimming on my back. That way I can sing at the same time.

AE visibly upset: EV didn’t want to hug me good night. She kicked me instead!
Me: that’s because it’s 10pm and she wants to be sleeping

AE: did you know that God gave me special ears that can turn off sound so I don’t hear NÉ cry at night?
Me: did you know God gave me special ears so that I can hear when you, EV and NÉ cry? Lucky me.
AE: no, lucky me.